( NEW) Incongruous and Disconnected Thoughts V2.0

[Rollo75]

Do not talk to Beatrice or her sister Kathleen who are working on the Sydney Metro project. They are really boring.

 

[Jonny683]

It's 2019.

If an engineer was able to figure out a tire compound, to be able to displace water in such time, that keeps the car not only to grip the road and remain stable enough to keep grip to the road, prevent it from hydroplaning, and last long enough to run a 500 mile event?

They'd have figured it out.

It ain't happening, and no one is going to waste time and money on Oval Rain tires. It's stupid. It's illogical. It's impossible.

Man, this aged poorly

 

[Rollo75]

Apropos of nothing, the Australian Grand Prix in "On the Beach" (1959) is supposed to be set at Phllip Island.

Never that the actual 1959 Australian Grand Prix was at Longford, and this is very obviously Riverside, CA.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2KkbHxo6po


BOO!

 

[Cola83]

I Think I would have to put a FORD Taurus in this thing....... But It's kind of cool

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKN0xVUwkK0

 

[Rollo75]

Look Jennifer, I know you're angry but let's not start a quarrel.

 

[Rollo75]

I think I might go and start a Russian milkshake chain called "Shakitov"

Baby, I just want a shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shakitov, Shakitov (woo hoo hoo hoo)

 

[Rollo75]

The perfect pizza is Pepperoni and Red Onion.
I have stuck my flag on this hill and I will die here.

 

[bungi43]

The perfect pizza is Pepperoni and Red Onion.
I have stuck my flag on this hill and I will die here.

Well, it will be a noble death anyways...lol.

 

[PHANTASMICALITY]

The perfect pizza is Pepperoni and Red Onion.
I have stuck my flag on this hill and I will die here.

add some olives on that and I wont incite wanton violence upon you

 

[Rollo75]

Mrs R: You can take my bag.
Me: The one with the theme song?
Mrs R: Bag with the theme song? What theme song? What the **** are you talking about?

Me:

DUN DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH.
waaaawweewwaahmeedlymeedly
DUN DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH.
DNAH DNAH DNAH DNAH




waaaawweewwaahmeedlymeedly


....

CAUSE I'M PACKIN', PACKIN' SNAAACKS.
PACKIN' SNACKS, YEAH I'M PACKIN' SNACKS!

 

[Rollo75]

If we could rehabilitate Alex Jones, does he have the right kind of voice to be on play-by-play in sport commentary? I think so.

 

[BillA1947]

I hear that Stephen King has a new novel about a killer Subaru coming out later this month.

 

[Highbank]

Good one!

 

[Rob D.]

I hear that Stephen King has a new novel about a killer Subaru coming out later this month.

That's a good one Bill!

 

[Rollo75]

Alice? Alice?!

 

[Rollo75]

September 12 - the day the world changed.

It was no longer possible to hold up a piece of toast at the checkpoint of an Air Force Base as an ID card.

 

[Rollo75]

ELI5: Outback Steakhouse.

For instance - Kingsland Steak and Shrimp pasta.

Where the jinkies is Kingsland?
What is a Shrimp?
How can they have no VB or XXXX on the drinks' menu?
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

 

[Rollo75]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7GhK3XXJ0


- The Simpsons, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?", S3 E24, airdate 27th Aug 1992.

Okay.
#17 - Darrell Waltrip - Darrell Waltrip Motorsports
#55 - Ted Musgrave - RaDiUs Racing

The more you know...